Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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disneymagicman:

the-legend-of-appa:

camwhoreconfessional:

fghtffyrdmnsx:

oh my god

best.ever.

is that another guinea pig in his stew?

yes, his name is stew

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Spirit animal

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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totallyfucked:

heylookitsaflyingpenguin:

Nathan Fillion should win an award for best tweets.

Also, FOX that channel that always cancels series before their time, and does not know when to end the ones that are a mess (Glee) 

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The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.
Tegan Quin (via perfect)

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